Thanksgiving Conversation Starters
Trans-youth athletes advocating for universal healthcare, but ONLY for undocumented immigrants.
Before eating, ask the table if they’d take a moment to recognize the indigenous land they occupy.
Poll the group on who will be kneeling in protest during Grace.
The benefits of Communism.
Your new OnlyFans account where you just talk about which Nicolas Cage film you think you’d be best in if you were to take over the role Nicolas Cage plays.
Guns.
Why you think Big Bang Theory is a more thematically complete and altogether more poignant commentary on society than The Wire.
The link between White Monster Energy Drink and Autism.
The testosterone level of all present males.
The recent mandate that NFL teams must hire all-male cheerleading squads.
Why Timothée Chalamet could physically dismantle John Wayne in no fewer than four moves.
How I’m striking out Timothée Chalamet with three pitches.
What Universal Basic Income will look like after the Wealth Reclamation Proclamation that future President Zohran Mamdani will institute when he’s elected in 2028.
How Trump likes to S some D.
Why the Dodgers are saving baseball.
Reference an article you read that claims employment as an ICE agent is just conversion therapy for sub bottoms.
Pokémon erotic fan fiction.
Force everyone to do a table read of the 1989 box office smash, Roadhouse, before dessert is served.
Take bets on how fast everyone thinks you can chug a bottle of Rumple Minze.
Socialism.
I'm gonna lead off with #15, and the return of Belli could be a great addition...