Good evening. Good evening. (pauses for applause that isn’t there) Madam Speaker (my wife), distinguished members of the house (my children), dog, and what surviving houseplants we still have, welcome, and thank you for attending. I can tell by the look on many of your faces that you forgot we were having this State of the Union tonight despite my declaration a week ago after cleaning up the kitchen for the seventh night in a row. I want you to know that I see your frustration and empathize with your annoyance that I’m speaking to you this evening in front of the TV you’re trying to watch. I can assure you, my fellow Americans, that the new live-action
The State of the Union: My household
The State of the Union: My household
The State of the Union: My household
Good evening. Good evening. (pauses for applause that isn’t there) Madam Speaker (my wife), distinguished members of the house (my children), dog, and what surviving houseplants we still have, welcome, and thank you for attending. I can tell by the look on many of your faces that you forgot we were having this State of the Union tonight despite my declaration a week ago after cleaning up the kitchen for the seventh night in a row. I want you to know that I see your frustration and empathize with your annoyance that I’m speaking to you this evening in front of the TV you’re trying to watch. I can assure you, my fellow Americans, that the new live-action